hipsterloli: “Bring confortable clothing fit for physical activities” Me:
claydols: u mad bro? u mad? u need someone to talk to bro? u need alone time? im here for u buddy
rashidajones: gif is actually pronounced bon iver
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said, “son when—”
partybarackisinthehousetonight: maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
I can’t tell you just how wonderful she is. I don’t want you to know. I don’t...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via larmoyante)
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
Person: What state do you live in?
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
barricadeponine: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
frillious: shadowgorawr: lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” #there is no limit
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
She had a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach, like when you’re swimming...– Julia Gregson, East of the Sun (via illusionsvk)
horse-feces: crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
braydaaan: if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you