Person: What state do you live in?

Me: Denial.

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

(via grangermalfoy)

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

(via drfaggot-)

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

(via crystalized-chaos)

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

(via chicken-dinner)

frillious:

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

#there is no limit

(via crystalized-chaos)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

(via sharinadingding)

(via crystalized-chaos)

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

(via ack512isjustsimplycomplex)

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

(via sharinadingding)